La la la lala la la laaaaaa

You always tell me off for singing Ted, and here you are happy as Larry sounding like a strangled cat

I take that as the highest compliment!

So why ARE you so happy? Aside from the fact that Maxine and Mattie working from home all the time means you’ve probably had treble your biscuit quota by pretending to each one in turn that you’re starving.

You snooze you lose, my friend. I’m happy, because we are FINALLY GOING TO GET TO MEET PHIL SPENCER like the rest of the team! We’re on the shortlist, so we could win again and I can hear Phil say our names!

Don’t be daft, we can’t go anywhere because of lockdown and you got us banned for life after the chicken incident.

  You promised you wouldn’t mention that anymore. No, no. We won’t be meeting him in person. But we can go to the ball from the comfort of our front room! For one year only, the ESTAS are going to be virtual, but still presented by the lovely Phil!

Oh wow…

  I know, I’m so excited. The glitz, the glamour, the fizz.

  You don’t even like fizz.

  Just let me have this one please.

OK you can have this one.

  And we get the best seats in the house – OUR BED!

So you can fall asleep and miss the whole thing and snoring so loudly none of us can hear it either?

  Exactly!

Ted, you are absolutely unbelievable.