Are you excited about the new office Ted?

  I really am Smudge. I’m so excited about finally being the leader of the office.

  Leader of the office? What gave you that idea?

  Yes, I’m sure I overheard Maxine talking about finding a new place for Ted, I assumed I must be getting a promotion.

  She must have said something else Ted, you’re not getting a promotion when we move to the new office.

  I’m sure she was talking about me.

  What did she say?

  She used the words Ted, new, and shiny.

  Shiny?

  I must be getting a prize for being such a good employee.

  It can’t be Ted, all you do is eat and sleep…… Sleep that’s it. She must have said a shiny new bed not Ted.

  Oh, so I’m not getting a promotion?

  No Ted, but we do get new beds.

 You know what smudge?

 What Ted.

 I Think I will prefer that anyway.

 We will have so much fun in the new snazzy office Ted.

  It is very nice and modern Smudge.

 We can look forward to people coming to visit us when we move in, in January.