Pass me the sun cream please, Ted. This weather is starting to singe my fur.

 Sun cream? I thought you said it was ICE cream…

  Ted! Don’t tell me you’ve eaten all of the sun cream?

 Well, not all of it. I spilt some earlier.

  I can’t take you anywhere, Ted! How are you going to cope all day at the St Ives Carnival and Music Festival on 14th July?

  Oh please take me! I’ve had it in my calendar all year. Then I’ll be able to get all the ice cream I want, and listen to my favourite bands!

  But the full line up hasn’t been announced yet?

  I have it on good authority that Fleetwoof Mac, Howl & Oates and The Beagles are playing.

  Where do you come up with this stuff, Ted?! None of those bands are real. Whoever plays, it’s going to be a great day out for all of the family, and is a great example of the community spirit in the St. Ives and Huntingdon area.

  Too right, Smudge. Now, pass me some more of that ice cr- I mean sun cream…