Uhhh…. Smudge? What are you doing with that paint?
It’s Red Nose Day Ted, I’m painting my nose red… Duh.
I’m not sure you need to commit this much to the name Smudge, those fumes can’t be good for you.
Wha-wh…what are ya talking about Todd? I’m flan!
It’s more about raising money for charity with comic relief Smudge, you definitely don’t need all that paint!
Ok…Ok.. I think I get it. What would be a good ballpark amount of paint to use?
That’s the spirit! Ballpark… We’re dogs! That’s funny ’cause we like to go to the park, with our balls!
I don’t follow. Are we going to the park?
Wow. Luckily the team at the Maxine Lester office are funny and personable all year round, so we don’t have to rely on you for jokes!
To be frank with you Ted, I’ve had a really ruff day. It would be the wurst if you started hounding me for my red nose right now.