Hey Ted, do you ever wonder what our purpose on earth is as dogs?
Not really, Smudge.
I was thinking, are we destined for more than just belly rubs and treats? I mean, we are the only two fully sentient dogs alive. At least as far as I know.
Maybe Smudge, but I think you’re looking into it a bit much. Is Blue Monday lingering a bit?
What if, Ted, what if we used our power for good? What if we became like, y’know… superhero dogs? Fight crime and whatnot.
I think we already are superheroes Smudge, every week we direct people to Maxine Lester, who help you get through a potentially stressful process with ease and enjoyment. I think that’s pretty noble. Although I do think you could take out some bad guys with your bad breath…
Did you say fetch? Where’s the ball?!
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